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the chocolate straw with the real straw functionality
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i guess we all just have to accept that angola maldives is not a spy for...
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hmm i'll just bet on frantically trying to memorize what's on whatever...
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Danny Dollface was happy his parents passed down their name, as well as their...
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let me bing that on my zune via my EarthComm 2000 uplink
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we don't inherit genes from our parents... we BORROW them from our children....
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the time is 65 million years ago! you'll find this fascinating narrative only...
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i'm seeing double! [twice the already-doubled number that you'd normally...
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"I was so busy I forgot to eat" YEAH WELL I WAS SO BUSY I FORGOT TO RESPIRATE...
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and by "euphemism treadmill" i mean "powered word substitution rotating leg...
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i will never not be heartened by t-rex's idea that island dwarfism is a thing...
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i stan rogers
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on the plus side, future historians are going to be buried under documents to...
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oh hey, spoiler alert on the whole skeleton thing
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I had to cut for space Utahraptor's line that Gotham "still suffers crime...
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what it is, suckers??
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wait is this more the dick tracy school of "literally having the face of a...
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my favourite russian proverb is how "the early bird gets the worm" becomes...
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excited to share my knowledge of russian
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do you truly know enough true facts? true fact: UH PROBABLY NOT, BUCKO
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