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View ArticleIT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWE'EN YET; I'M NOT READY FOR SUCH PURE AND FREEBASED TERROR
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View Articleyes, that is a direct quote from Johnny J. Fahrenheit in panel 3. yes, i know...
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View ArticleFREE CANDY IS BETTER THAN THESE TRADITIONS, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
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View ArticleNO, I didn't "VANDALIZE ANY NON-CHICKEN ARTICLE". GOSH.
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