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long story short: everyone you've ever loved evolved to breathe bacteria farts
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i bought battletoads for the nes on ebay in 2002 and put my name as "ryan...
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there! now you have NO EXCUSES for forgetting how many "one" is, so let's end...
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today is the day i wrote a comic costarring GOD HIMSELF in which he says...
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it's almost hallowe'en! Therefore I call this story, "Tim's HELL Phone"
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let us presuppose that in all renditions of deities, unless it is explicitly...
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how to write romance stories, or, if you will, "romances"
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the sun shone, having no alternative, on the very nice boat.
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print and save!
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going to space with the bloodskulls saves the earth from being gradually...
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this comic includes the phrase "naked times" and should not be read by those...
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Okay, honestly, it's something to do with "raven" being spelled backwards as...
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she called the woman in white "mary": a half-pun based on her dress looking...
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t-rex throws shade on humanity while stomping on a literal human, just an...
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yes they're "screenshots" in the "i took a picture of my screen with a...
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my name is an anagram for "horny rant" and imagine how great it'd be if it...
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you know who talks about you don't know what
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Not that I loved Twitter less, but that I loved Facebook more.
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we may have different ideas of what ultimately manliness is. then again... we...
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contractions: also good for proving you are not an android... or at least,...
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