For sale: possible futures, never born

August 27th, 2013: A lot of people attribute the baby shoes story to Hemingway but it's pretty apocryphal, you guys! Y'all are getting mad apocryphal every time you do that, did you even realize?

Yesterday I implied that babies will eagerly crawl off a cliff, and it turns out there has been research vis-à-vis babies and cliffs and I maybe owe all of you, as former babies, an apology. Sorry babies.

One year ago today:the sequel will be called, luke starwars and the events or circumstances

– Ryan