panel four is unusual in that the dialogue you're supposed to read first is at the right side of the panel, but the comic works no matter which order you read that panel's dialogue in. this is because i am a MASTER WORDSMITH WRITING INTERNET GUY DUDE

April 28th, 2010: Would you like to play the original Super Mario Brothers game but with other 8-bit characters instead? The internet has you covered, and yes, it turns out that using Contra's spread shot gun on bricks and turtles is indeed TOTALLY GREAT.

Guys, I will have a new shirt coming out hopefully this week! It will feature both the words "THERE" and then the words "now i'm not naked anymore"

– Ryan