i believe this is the first time utahraptor has threatened violence on someone, but it's also the first time he's talked about someone who cries wolf for personal gain

May 17th, 2011: I made a new shirt!

It MAY be the last shirt you ever need, on account of how it is awesome. "It attracts the ladies when I walk into a room", I hear you saying, "which is awesome, but what ELSE does it do?" Oh I don't know it's just a shirt you need to lower your expectations and remember that you can only ask for so much from a single garmen- JUST KIDDING THE TEXT GLOWS IN THE DARK

– Ryan