t-rex i thought your email sig of "PRINT THIS OUT AND STORE IT IN AMBER" was a joke, your email header of "DO WHAT IT SAYS IN MY SIGNATURE", mere setup

April 1st, 2011: I AM ENJOYING THIS "SOME THINGS" FORMAT:

• The Machine of Death Limited-Edition Giant Awesome Collector's Edition with Classy Hardcover, Death Prediction Certificate and Iron-On Badge are almost sold out and are going away this Saturday. If you want one, now is your chance!
• Speaking of almost being sold out, these Classy Dinosaur Ties (at 500%, 600% and 700% classy) are almost sold out too!
• There are some Dinosaur Comics Morph Mugs that you can get! It starts out black and when you add a hot liquid ends up with a wrap-around Panel 3 picture! Don't believe me? Maybe the magic of VIDEO will convince you??
• I've gotten into the habit of complimenting you here but after three links to my own merchandise I'm worried it may appear insincere, so instead: firm handshakes all around!

– Ryan