in unrelated news i propose we replace "have sex with" with "do sex with", that way you can say "I REALLY WANT TO DO SEX WITH THAT PERSON" and sound normal

March 30th, 2011: SOME THINGS

• There's an interview up with us about Machine of Death featuring some good questions and very pretty photography! Click the header to see how handsome we can be when there's a magic camera!
• Machine of Death Collector's Editions are over half gone, if you want the limited-edition hardcover, embossed death certificate, machine badge and death card then now is your chance!
• Wee Rex wants to totally hang out with you.
• Peanuts is sad but we all already knew this right?
• Add butiwouldratherbereading=somethingmorehistoricallyaccurate to the URL and you can see feathered dinosaur comics instead! SCIENCE
• You're wearing a great top today; it really looks nice on you!

– Ryan