eat only flavoured jellybeans for a week; think hard about the future you want

February 11th, 2011: While you might think the headline "Scientists discover how to make squids go completely berserk" is terrifying-enough as it is, the fact that they're reacting to a molecule that is probably also in HUMAN SEMEN pushes this story over the top into WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE territory.

– Ryan