Look, lightning carries 5 to 200 kiloamps ranging from 40 to 120 kilovolts, USE IT TO MAKE HOWEVER MUCH TOAST YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED

April 28th, 2017: Odds are much greater that someone will be reading this comic while eating toast than they are that they'll be reading this comic while being struck by lightning, but according to science, BOTH are possible!!

– Ryan