*bangs desk with expert finesse* controversial opinion time controveRSIAL OPINION TIME

November 30th, 2016: CURSED SHIRT UPDATE: I wore it and things were fine? BUT: I went out for dinner with friends at the end of the day, full of confidence, and their chocolate lava cake dessert was rancid. A search of folklore databases doesn't bring up any results for "relics that just mess up the desserts of others" so we are in uncharted territory here. Further experiments are necessary.

– Ryan