if your relationship is in a state where a fictional talking dinosaur might be able to help it, GOOD NEWS FRIEND!!

August 26th, 2015: An earlier draft featured these lines:

T-REX: Wow. WOW. That's the worst relationship advice I've ever heard, and I once took relationship advice from Burger King!
UTAHRAPTOR: What was the advice?
T-REX: He told me to "have it your way".

Anyway at that point I entirely rewrote the comic for reasons that I hope are clear??

– Ryan