speaking of "how to start a new life": most of what you read online about this is RIDICULOUSLY DUMB. turns out people who do this then don't go online to brag about it, weirdly enough??

April 6th, 2015: HOLY CRAP, I just realized "assumed identity" means that you've ASSUMED it, not that everyone just ASSUMED you were who you said you were. MY MIND, SHE IS BLOWN.

Hey guess what! A bunch of my discontinued shirt designs are now RE-CONTINUED, thanks to a new site called T Shirt Diplomacy, which also has... aliens designing shirts too? And friends! Anyway, c-c-check it out :0

– Ryan